Three Sardar on Picnic

Funny sardar goes' on picnic

3 सरदार पिकनिक पर गये वहा जाकर याद आया PEPSI तो घर पर ही भूल गये...
फिर सबने डिसाइड किया कि, सबसे छोटा सरदार  जाकर  pepsi लेकर आयेगा...
छोटा  सरदार : मै एक condition  पर जाऊंगा तुम दोनो मेरे आने तक समोसे नहीं खाँओगे.... !
दोनो ने कहा ठीक हैं...
2 घटें गुजर गये...
4 घटें गुजर गये...
दिन गुजर गये....
छोटा सरदार नही आया...
दोनो  ने सोचा की अब समोसे खा लेने चाहिये...
जैसे ही समोसा हाथ मे उठाया....
छोटा  सरदार  पेड़ के पीछे से निकल कर बोला...
'ऐसे करोगे तो में नही जाऊँगा...!'😜

Funny Husband Wife Whatsapp Message

Funny Husband Wife Message

Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo ?


Husband: Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife: Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata


Unmarried boy: “Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai
Father: “Kar le beta, phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achchhi lagengi


Husband: tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?
Wife- kyo kya hua?
Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha “Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na.

Funny sardar message collection Hindi

Sardar WhatsApp message collection

Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...
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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...
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 Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le...
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 Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi.
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 1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo...
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1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.
Kese..?
Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye...
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 Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu
Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu.
Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1
behan mere naal hi vyaahi h.
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 Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to
have sir.?
Sardar:- 1 Plate Egg's father...
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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.
Air hostess:- Hello sir b silent.
Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,
alle alle.
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Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30 saal se.
Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.
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Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...
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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur
bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha he...
😳😳😃😃😜😜😃😃

A Chinese man's wife dies || Santa banta funny msg

Santa with chinese

A Chinese man's wife dies 1 year after marriage...


Santa tries to console Chinese but doesn't know what to say..


Santa : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti...

Sardarji Hindi Message

Funny Sardarji

सरदार जी की माँ : पुत्तर तुझे यहाँ से जालंधर जाने में 1 दिन लगा
और वापस आने में 3 दिन लगे ,
वो भी नयी कार से ऐसा क्यों ??
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सरदार जी : माँ ! ये कार बनाने 
वाले भी पागल हैं !
आगे जाने के लिए 4 गियर बनाये हैं , और वापस आने के लिए केवल 1 ही रिवर्स गियर बनाया है !

माँ बेहोश !!

Latest Sardaar message for WhatsApp

WhatsApp Sardaar funny
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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA. BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO?
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI..MERI TO SISTER HAI.
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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
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Sardar Ki Ma Ki Death Ho Gai.
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Se Wapis Aya.
Us Ne Pucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai..
Sardar Bola Woh To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi..
Sardar Ka Baap Rone Laga Or Bola Kuttay, Kaminay..
Toh Tune Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi?
Sardar Bola-Me Ne Socha Surprise DunGa..
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says 'Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon'. The other sardar replies 'Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!'
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SARDAR and HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...
GO and SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO.
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Hospital me Nurse: Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua he!
Sardar: Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai. Biwi yaha hospital me he aur beta ghar me paida hua hai.
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1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.
Ek sardar uth ke niche chala gaya.
Toh dono sardar chillae
Vapas uper aaja ab jagah ho gai hai.
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Waiter: Your Bill Sir!
Santa : Take My Card...
Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!
Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED....