Latest WhatsApp Message Jokes 2014

Latest 2014 Jokes for  WhatsApp Message

Chagan : yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye
Salaes man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam ?

Chagan : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai.


After robbing the bank 1 robber to clerk,
Did you see me robbing ?
Cleark : Yes i saw u .
robber killed him. and asked to the next clerk did u ?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u !

Sattu : Yar "I AM GOING" ka matlab kya hota hai ?
Dost : Main jaa raha hun.
Sattu : Saaley,aise kaise jayega,20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain.
Sahi answer bata ke jaa.

Ladki : kya tum Muj se pyar karte ho ?
Ladka : ha karta hu.
Ladki : lekin tume to kabhi meri parwaah nahi karte.
Ladka : oye Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwahh nahi karte. !


Arz kiya He..
Jo kehti thi Tujhe Dil me lock kar diya .
Jo kehti thi Tujhe Dil me lock kar diya .
Aaj usi ne facebook pe block kar diya.

Nurse to patient with bleeding head :
your name ?
Patient : Santa.
Nurse :Birthdate ?
Patient : 01 Feb.
Nurse : Married ?
Patient : No , car accident

Papa:Dekho beta juva nahi khelte . isme tum aaj  jitoge to kal  hrogoe,kal jitoge to parso
haroge....
Beta:thik hai pitaji me samaz gaya aage se ek din chhodkr kheluga!

Best funny Jokes of 2014 for WhatsApp

BEST JOKE OF 2014

Girl : Dad, I'm in love
with a boy who is far
away from me.
I am in
India and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating
website, became friends on
facebook, had long
chats on whatsapp, proposed
to each other on skype,
And now we've had 2 months of
relationship thru
viber.
I need ur blessing and good
wishes daddy...
Dad said:
Wow! Really!! Then get
married on twitter,
have fun online. Buy ur kids on
e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if
u r fed up
with your husband... Sell him on
OLX....

Smart kid with photographer funny

Smart kids with Photographer

 

एक माँ अपने 6 साल के बच्चे
का फोटो खिंचवाने के लिए फोटो-
स्टूडियो लेकर गई.
फोटोग्राफर बच्चे को पुचकारते हुए
बोला – “बेटा, मेरी तरफ देखो … इस कैमरे
से अभी कबूतर निकलेगा !”
बच्चा बोला –  “फोकस एडजस्ट कर, जाहिलों जैसी बातें मत कर,
पोर्ट्रेट मोड यूज करना, मैक्रो के साथ, ISO 200 के अंदर रखना!,
High resolution में pic आनी चाहिए …
Facebook पे अपलोड करनी है, वरना पैसे
नहीं मिलेंगे ….
साला … ! ‘कबूतर निकलेगा….’
तेरे बाप ने कबूतर डाला था कैमरे में.........

Maria Sharapova- Sachin Tendulkar WhatsApp Message

Maria Sharapova- Sachin Tendulkar WhatsApp

Meanwhile In 2050 Teacher: Who Is Maria Sharapova..?
Kid: She Was The One Who Doesn't Know Who
Sachin Tendulkar Is..??

Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!

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