Funny sardar message collection Hindi

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Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...
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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...
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 Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le...
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 Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi.
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 1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo...
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1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.
Kese..?
Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye...
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 Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu
Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu.
Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1
behan mere naal hi vyaahi h.
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 Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to
have sir.?
Sardar:- 1 Plate Egg's father...
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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.
Air hostess:- Hello sir b silent.
Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,
alle alle.
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Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30 saal se.
Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.
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Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...
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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur
bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha he...
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