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Showing posts with label BAPU. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BAPU. Show all posts

Sep 9, 2014

Rahul-Modi Fight || Funny jokes

Gujarati Navaratri message



Rahul Gandhi: "There is no peace in Gujarat.
I have seen hundreads of people fighting with small laathis."
Modi: "dafod,
Ene 'DANDIYA' kehvay."

Bapu call's airport || Funny bapu message

Funny bapu WhatsApp message 😁



BAPU calls Airport:
"how long is the journey from RAJKOT to USA?
Receptenist: Just 1sec sir..
BAPU disconected & says:
"Pi ne bethi lage 6..!!!!"

Aug 30, 2014

funny bapu gujarati jokes

Funny Bapu msg


Gujarat Airlines started.....
Guj. Airlines ma Air hostess asking: Bapa, jamva ma su lesho??
Bapa: Ek vatko Bhrelo Bhindo, 2 vatka Chokkha Ghee no Siro, 2 Ladva, 4 Rotli, tarelo papad, kachumbar ne Thodak Daal-Bhat ne ek Handi Chhas.....
Air hostess: Bapa, aa Viman che.... Patel Samaj ni Wadi nathi ....

Aug 1, 2014

Bapu WhatsApp message fun

Bapu And Doctor message

 

Bapu: Maro Chokro Chavi Gali Gyo 6
Dr: Kyare Gali Gayo?
Bapu: 3 Mahina Pela
Dr: Atyar Sudhi Su Karta HAta?
Bapu: Duplicat Vaparta ta
e pan Khovai gai

Jul 31, 2014

Bapu Message || Funny gujju Bapu

Bapu WhatsApp message collection



Bapu Passport Kadhava Gaya:
Officer:- What is your Name?
Bapu:- Lakhubha
Officee:- Provide Us Your PAN Details.
Bapu:- Banarasi, Jado Chuno, Bheeno Katho, 120, Kachi Patri, Mukhvas.
..........

Bapu Mandir Ma Bhagvan Pase
He Bhagvan
Tari Daya
Tari Krupa
Tari Bhakti
Tari Puja
Tari Maya
Tari Karuna
Tari Aarti
Tari Lila
Amari Ekey Nai...???
.........
Sanskrit Teacher askd Bapu's Son.
What Is D Meaning of "Tamso Maa Jyotirgamay?"
Bapu's Son Replied:- "Tu Suy Ja Maa, Hu Jyoti Na Ghare Aato Marine Aavu".
........
Bapu Hospital Ma Jor Jor Thi Bumo Padta Hata:- Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya Chhe? Mare Urgent Kaam 6e.
Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya 6e? Mare Urgent Kaam 6e!
Ek Nurse Ae Aavi Ne Bapu Ne 1 Lafo Maryo Ane Boli:-
Sarkhu Bol Ne Ke Dr. "Neema" Ben Kya 6e..?
.........
1 Bapu Bulet Par Jata Ta
 Rasta Ma Chhokri Samu Jota Jota Slip Mari Gaya.
 Girl:- Vagyu To Nathi Ne?
 Bapu:- Are Na Re Gandi, Aato Aapdi Utarvani Style 6e....

Bapu a AC lidhu...
Bija Divse Showroom Vala ne mari mari ne Dhoi Nakhyo....
Dealer: Shu Thayu ??
Bapu: DOBA 1.5 ton nu AC, Gher Jai Vajan Karyu to 35 kilo j thayu !!

Bapu mumbai ma chhokari jova gaya
Kanya: tame shu karo chho ?
Bapu: green wood stick no business
Kanya: jara detail ma batavo ne
Bapu: datan vechu chhu.

Jul 30, 2014

Johny Johny in Gujarati Bapu

Johny Johny in Gujarati


JOHNY JOHNY YES PAPA GUJRATI MA ....
LALYA LALYA
HA BAPA
FAKI KHADHI..
NA BAPA..
KHOTU BOLE CHHE ..
NA BAPA...
KHOL TARU DACHU...
HA HA HA

Jul 23, 2014

Funny Bapu with Traffic police

Funny Gujarati with Traffic police


"Pravah sathe to badha jay chhe, pravah
viruddh je jay te jivan ma kaik bane chhe."
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Aevu hu Trafic police ne samjavu e pehla to
Topa e Rasid fadi nakhi...

Funny Gujju Bapu with Doctor

Kathiyawadi Funny Bapu.

Rajkot na ek bapu bimaar padya doctor pase gaya doctor e puchyu :- 6elle su khadhu hatu.
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bapu e bahu vichari ne kidhu- "hinchko"...

Jul 22, 2014

Bapu with gujju friend

Bapu with Gujarati friend


Bapu no friend emna gher pehli vaar aavyo!

Yaar, Taro 6okro toh bilkul Tara jevo dekhay 6e.
Bapu-Gadheda, dheere bol, Kaamwali no 6e, ghare ramva aayo che...!

Jul 19, 2014

Whiskey WhatsApp message

Life like a sultan Mirza with whiskey


Aashiqui 2' dekh k pata chala ki
.
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.
.
.
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de
sakta hai
,
but
.
.
.
DARU nahi chhod sakta.....
Piyo bhai piyo..
.
issi baat par ek shayri
.
Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
.
.
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Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti..
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Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
..
..
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti.
.

Jul 17, 2014

Funny Bapu playing Tin Patti

Gujarati Bapu Tin Patti WhatsApp message


Bapu : Beta 1 pachi su Aave?
Babo : 2,3,4.
Bapu: waah Hosiyar thai gya chho, Bolo pachi su Aave?
Babo👶: 5,6,7,
Bapu: wah pachi..
Babo: 8,9,10
Bapu: arre waah. Pachi?
Babo: Gallo, Rani, Badshah
......

Shraavan mahino coming soon 😎♠♥♣♦

Jul 16, 2014

Bapu WhatsApp Message

Funny Bapu WhatsApp message


BAPU's ENGLISH NAME
Unbeaten Lion: Ajaysinh
Egoistic Lion: Gumansinh
Neat & Clean Lion: Nirmalsin
Heavenly Lion: Divyarajsinh
Lotus Lion: Pankajsinh
Expert Lion: Pravinsinh
Rare Lion: Durlabhsinh
Record Lion: Vikramsinh
Father Lion: Janaksinh
Healthy Lion: Joravarsinh
Love Lion: Muhobatsinh
Brave Lion: Bahadursinh
Energey Lion: Shaktisinh
Young Lion: Juvansinh
Mountain Lion: Parbatsinh
Serious Lion: Gambhirsinh
Beautiful Lion : Manoharsinh
Vertue Lion : Parakramsinh
Earth Lion : Pruthvisinh
Lion Lion: Vanrajsinh
Gentle Lion : Sajjansinh
Tuesday Lion : Mangalsinh
Brilliant Lion : Hoshiyarsinh
Winning Lion : Fatehsinh
Divine Lion : Devisinh
Moon Lion : Chandrasinh
Saffron Lion : Kesarisinh
Sweet Lion : Mithubha
Road Lion : Pathubha
Time Lion : Tembha
Gold Lion : Hembha
Little Lion : Tapubha
Handicape Lion : Khodubha
Small Lion : Bachubha
Black Lion : Kalubha
Poor Lion: Bhikhubha
Over Smart Lion : Paktubha
Emotional lion - Bhavubha😜