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Nov 30, 2014

Funny Husband Wife Whatsapp Message

Funny Husband Wife Message



Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.

husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo ?



Husband: Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife: Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata


Unmarried boy: “Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai
Father: “Kar le beta, phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achchhi lagengi


Husband: tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?
Wife- kyo kya hua?
Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha “Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na.




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