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Aug 27, 2014

Santa-Banta funny Jokes collection




Police : Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Banta : Ha ha ha .
Police : kyu hass rahe ho ?
Banta : Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon.

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Santa's Chanllenge.

Mai kutub-e-minar ko apne sar pe uthakar ,
Delhi se bambai utha laaunga .
Uski yah baat par heran hokar hajaro log jama ho gaye.

Santa bola : aa jao sab milkar ise mere sar par rakh do bas .. fir dekho me kese
ise lekar bambai bhaagta hu..

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Santa : Oye ye kya kr raha ho yar ?
Banta : Dikhata nahi tuje . mobile me baby ki aawaaz record kar raha
        hun. !
Santa : ha par kyun ?
Banta : kyuki yah jab bada ho jayega tab use iska matkab puchunga me !

Santa : Yaar uth bhunkamp aa raha hai.. Sara ghar hil raha hai.
Banta : Soja-Soja ayr Ghar Girega to makaan maalik ka girega ,
Hum to kirayedar hain. !

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Santa : Pata Banta ,Sabse bada challenge kya hai ?

Banta : Answer sheet to khaali chod do aur last me likh dena
Himmat hai to Paas karke dikhao.

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Santa : Yaar Aaj mein bus ke peeche peeche daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye .
Banta : Kya yaar , tum to bahut murkh ho ,
        Agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta.

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Santa : Lo fir se light chali gayi ,
Banta : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala de.
Santa : fir se kar di na bevkufo wali baat ,Abe Agar fan chalaunga to
        mombatti buz nahi jayegi ?





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