Latest 2014 Jokes for WhatsApp Message
Chagan : yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye
Salaes man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam ?
Chagan : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai.
After robbing the bank 1 robber to clerk,
Did you see me robbing ?
Cleark : Yes i saw u .
robber killed him. and asked to the next clerk did u ?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u !
Sattu : Yar "I AM GOING" ka matlab kya hota hai ?
Dost : Main jaa raha hun.
Sattu : Saaley,aise kaise jayega,20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain.
Sahi answer bata ke jaa.
Ladki : kya tum Muj se pyar karte ho ?
Ladka : ha karta hu.
Ladki : lekin tume to kabhi meri parwaah nahi karte.
Ladka : oye Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwahh nahi karte. !
Arz kiya He..
Jo kehti thi Tujhe Dil me lock kar diya .
Jo kehti thi Tujhe Dil me lock kar diya .
Aaj usi ne facebook pe block kar diya.
Nurse to patient with bleeding head :
your name ?
Patient : Santa.
Nurse :Birthdate ?
Patient : 01 Feb.
Nurse : Married ?
Patient : No , car accident
Papa:Dekho beta juva nahi khelte . isme tum aaj jitoge to kal hrogoe,kal jitoge to parso
haroge....
Beta:thik hai pitaji me samaz gaya aage se ek din chhodkr kheluga!
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