Hansa-Praful WhatsApp message funny

Funny Conversation

Hansa: Praful automatically matlab??
Praful: aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain...
Hansa: taklaa..
Praful: aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge....
Hansa: takli..
Praful: aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful...

Hansa: Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?
Praful: Hansaaaaaa samundra k najdik rehte hai wo (sea+near)
 = Senior
&
Jo Zoo k najdik rehte hai wo (Zoo+near) = Junior

Hansa: praful
tournament matlab??
Praful: tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai...
Bapuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.
Praful: bapuji ohh bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament....
Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata....