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Principal to boys: Aaj ke baad koi girls hostel gaya to fine lagega.
1st time - 100/-
2nd time - 200/-
3rd time - 300/-
Boys : yes sir, monthly pass kitne me banega.
Boys rocks principal shock.


Teacher='Loafer' aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai?
Student= Very Simple Mam!
'I Love U'
Agar Ladka Bole To 'Loafer'
aur
Ladki Bole To 'Offer'.


Lady Teacher:
'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?
Student:
Aap mast item hai ye hamari 'Soch' hai,
aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aapka 'Weham'!


Ek bacha apni maa se pitne ke baad....Pappa aap kabhi pakistan gaye ho? Nahiń beta....Kabhi Afghanistan gaye ho?Nahi beta.....To fir yeh aatankwadi item kahan se utha laye ho???