Colombus with Gujju wife

If Columbus had a Gujarati wife

If Columbus had a Gujarati wife, he could never discover America because
Kya chalya?
Koni jode?
Kevi rite jav cho?
Su shodhva niklya?
Ahiyaa nahi male su?
Hammesha tamarej kem javanu?
Hu ghare ekli su karis?
Dostaro to saathe hasej ne?
Hu pan aavu?
Mane mari mummy na ghare muki jao.. pachi jav!!!
COLUMBUS: Tel leva gayu saalu javuj nathi!