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Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!😆😆
A lady broke the traffic signal.......
Police : 'Stop....!!!!!' 😡
Lady : 'Please...let me go. . .I am a teacher...'😨
Police : 'Aahaa!!.... I have waited for this moment all my life....😅
Now ....WRITE ......
I'll never break a signal, a 100 times...'😂📝📝
Girls will be girls!!!
Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf:-Gf: Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A, you'll find a lift on ur right, hit 9 with ur ELBOW... get out of the lift, u'll find my flat on left... hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I'll get to the door 4u.
Bf: Dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?
Gf: "OMG! Are you coming empty handed ???"
Bf: :s (speechless)
Principal to boys : aaj ke baad koi girls hostel gaya to fine lagega.
1st time - 100/-
2nd time - 200/-
3rd time - 300/-
Boys : yes sir, monthly pass kitne me banega.
Boys rocks principal shock😀😃😛😜
Teacher='Loafer' aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai?
Student=
Very Simple Mam!
'I Love U' Agar Ladka Bole To
'Loafer' aur Ladki Bole To 'Offer'😜
Lady Teacher:
'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?
Student:
Aap mast item hai ye hamari 'Soch' hai,
aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aapka 'Weham' 😉😄
Duniya me agar girls na ho to kya hoga?????
Galiya sunsaan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insaan
Na jaanu
Na jaan
Har taraf bas
'JAI HANUMAN'.....😄😜😉😅😆
Lady patient: Doctor please cal my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me I am gentleman.
Patient-No your nurse is sitting outside and my husband is not a gentleman😜😝
Ek bacha apni maa se pitne ke baad....Pappa aap kabhi pakistan gaye ho?Nahi beta....Kabhi Afghanistan gaye ho?Nahi beta.....To fir yeh aatankwadi item kahan se utha laye ho???😭😅😝😂
Small child to his mummy
mummy me aaj rat ko susu karne gaya to pata he kya.huwa
Mom : nahi tu bata
Child : mumma mene jeshe hi bathroom ka darwaza khola na
To light apne aap chalu ho gay...
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Mom..
Navrina
Halkat
Tu pachho freez ma mutryo....
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