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Showing posts with label Girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girl. Show all posts

Sep 21, 2014

Boy to girl friend || funny WhatsApp message

One day boy take his girlfriend to...





1 लड़का और लड़की पहाड़ों की तरफ
 घूमने गए
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बॉय : ये वो पहाड़ है
 जहाँ इंसान अपना नाम
 ज़ोर से
 पुकारे तो जवाब में पहाड़ उसके लवर
 का नाम
 लेता है
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बॉय ज़ोर से अपना नाम लेता है :
योगेश्श्श्श्श्शश्श...!
पहाड़ से आवाज़ आती है :
रितुतुतुत्तुतु....
Riiiiiitttuuuuuuuuu...!
गर्ल ये सुन कर बहूत खुश होती है
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फिर वो भी ज़ोर से पुकारती है :
Riiittttuuuuu...!
पहाड़ से आवाज़ आती है :
Aman..
 Kushal..
 Rajesh..
 Kamal..
 Saahil..
 Abhinav..
 Tushar..
 Abhiraj..
 Manoj..
 Jayesh..
 Aashu..
 Vikaas...

Sep 4, 2014

A new vaccum salesman || funny WhatsApp message

WhatsApp funny salesman message
 


A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door….
A lady opened it. Before she could speak... The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
Salesman: - Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!!
Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?
Salesman: - Why Madam?
Lady: - Because there's no electricity in the house...!!!
MORAL: - "Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client... & over smartness in India can be deadly."..

Sep 3, 2014

Boy to girl : Tum ladkiyan || funny WhatsApp message

Funny WhatsApp message


Boy to Girl: Tum ladkiyan
 love Marriage kyun karti ho?
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 Girl;
 Anjaan Namoona milne se
 achchha hai......
 Jana pehchana Kameena mil
 jaye..

Aug 8, 2014

Girl chatting online

Girl chatting online with unknown man ........


Man:
"Cud u giv me ur e-mail id ?"
Girl:
Sure........here it's...
"ihaveBF.ilovehim@getlost.com"
Unknown man:
Tks.....here's my e-mail id....
"imUrDad@aaj.gharpe.pitegi.tu.com" 😂
 

Aug 7, 2014

Girl chatting Online

Girl Chatting Online


Girl chatting online with unknown man ........
Man:
"Cud u giv me ur e-mail id ?"
Girl:
Sure........here it's...
"ihaveBF.ilovehim@getlost.com"
Unknown man:
Tks.....here's my e-mail id....
"imUrDad@aaj.gharpe.pitegi.tu.com"